Okay. Yes, I do frequently check social media and yes I frequently see your messages to me wondering why the crap I haven’t been posting on PFB.com….well, let me try n ‘splain. I’m pregnant. KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No the real reason is because I felt like I was providing a less than awesome online experience to you lovely people. I feel like on a site about me, why aren’t there really any photos of me? Why do I have to use links to other sites and not make this look as smoothed out and pro as I could. I don’t want all of my pictures of examples of my outfit to be lame ass Selfies (I feel like that word needs to be capitalized) from my snapchat filtered face….bc that’s kinda ghetto right? I want you guys to get a first rate version of myself. Because trust me, thats what we all need. The second rate version….woof! No good.
Oh hai! Hello. Grascias. Namaste. Shalom!
So if you’re on social media, and specifically if you follow me and or some of the other girls on Total Divas you would have seen that Lana and Rusev got married this week! The other day. like 2 days ago. CONGRATULATIONS TO THEMMMMMM!!!!! It was a very pretty wedding in Malibu…and, well, you’ll see more of it when the show airs. But while I was attending this wedding I learned some things. And now, dear people of the internet, allow me to share these deep rooted insights with you on this here blog here.
Heyyyyyyyy – so lets just go ahead and address this elephant in the room that I’m a total dick. I went ahead and I launched this great/ adorable website…I was on it like white on rice (I honestly don’t even understand that saying but like, I still get it. Who made that up? What if the rice was brown? or that cool black rice?) Anyways then I kinda just walked right off a cliff and stopped posting. But I have several reasons/ excuses. One is that my schedule’s been a bit busier because of a.) my job b.) enjoying summer and my dog and my human and c.) I’ve been filming Total Diva’s. So theres been a lot going on. BUT I’m really trying to get my shit together here and make this website a priority. Also I haven’t been cooking very much lately but I have become very close friends with my Postmates delivery man. Also I’m making taco’s tonight to just get my ass back into the game, but is it really worth to post about tacos? Buy the Old El Paso kit. Eat a a taco. The End. HOWEVER I am making some street corn so maybe I’ll post about that later (insert nails being painted emoji). Also my air conditioning upstairs is busted so honesty I may not even make it another evening in this household. Goner. This Vegas heats is NO JOKE. NO DAMN JOKE!!! We have to sleep in the spare bedroom like we’re (heat) prisoners in our own home. It’s okay – someone should be here in an hour to fix it.