Heyyyyyyyy – so lets just go ahead and address this elephant in the room that I’m a total dick. I went ahead and I launched this great/ adorable website…I was on it like white on rice (I honestly don’t even understand that saying but like, I still get it. Who made that up? What if the rice was brown? or that cool black rice?) Anyways then I kinda just walked right off a cliff and stopped posting. But I have several reasons/ excuses. One is that my schedule’s been a bit busier because of a.) my job b.) enjoying summer and my dog and my human and c.) I’ve been filming Total Diva’s. So theres been a lot going on. BUT I’m really trying to get my shit together here and make this website a priority. Also I haven’t been cooking very much lately but I have become very close friends with my Postmates delivery man. Also I’m making taco’s tonight to just get my ass back into the game, but is it really worth to post about tacos? Buy the Old El Paso kit. Eat a a taco. The End. HOWEVER I am making some street corn so maybe I’ll post about that later (insert nails being painted emoji). Also my air conditioning upstairs is busted so honesty I may not even make it another evening in this household. Goner. This Vegas heats is NO JOKE. NO DAMN JOKE!!! We have to sleep in the spare bedroom like we’re (heat) prisoners in our own home. It’s okay – someone should be here in an hour to fix it.
What in the heck word is up with all of you?? I just got home from a few days on the road for work with WWE. We were in Chicago, St. Louis and Kansas City. All great! Loved the shows but right meow I’m home and just picked up the fat little dumpling baby Blue and we’re kicking it pool side and getting little bit of sun in our SPF 193. No burns over here a thankyousomuch desert sun. Which also means I’m still kinda (not really at all but it was a bit of a segue into this blog post) covering up my TATTOO so it doesn’t get all gnarly and scabby and gross.