It’s holiday time!!!! So that means bust out your inner and outer sparkle and get ready to cheers some dranks with friends and family, coworkers and or people you don’t even know. Make some new friends. Novel idea, terrible time.
(God have you ever tried to make new friends as an adult? What a bust. I moved from Toronto and thought I’d make really cool New Yorkey friends that knew more about the world than me, and hung out on the LES and had annual passes to MoMA. Instead I stayed in my apartment and became friends with my doorman, because I have anti social tendencies. And then I moved to Vegas, so goodbye dear sweet Robi. I miss you.)