Okay. Yes, I do frequently check social media and yes I frequently see your messages to me wondering why the crap I haven’t been posting on PFB.com….well, let me try n ‘splain. I’m pregnant. KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No the real reason is because I felt like I was providing a less than awesome online experience to you lovely people. I feel like on a site about me, why aren’t there really any photos of me? Why do I have to use links to other sites and not make this look as smoothed out and pro as I could. I don’t want all of my pictures of examples of my outfit to be lame ass Selfies (I feel like that word needs to be capitalized) from my snapchat filtered face….bc that’s kinda ghetto right? I want you guys to get a first rate version of myself. Because trust me, thats what we all need. The second rate version….woof! No good.
But yeah I I hate taking selfies, it makes me feel like a dork and like someone is going to catch me in the act of doing it like some kind of petty crime and I’ll be the laughing stock of my household. My other problem is that I have no one to do little mini photoshoots with because A.) Jon takes the WORST photos of all time and B.) I’m a borderline recluse and don’t know anyone in Vegas that I could offer wine and pizza in exchange for said trade.
So at this exact moment, while I type on here, and search on my iPhone, I’m looking for better ways to do a DIY version that will suffice. If you guys have any ideas of how to make this better please let me know. I actually really enjoy the writing aspect of PFB and that’s my favorite way of communicating with you and getting nonsense out of my head, but I know visually I need to back that up.
I’m thinking a good app like Obscura Camera, a phone/camera stand, and a Beyonce playlist should certainly help. Oh and maybe a little lighting kit. Because I’m a PROFESSIONAL (idiot). But seriously if you guys have any ideas of how I can make this better…come to Mama, let me know!!
I’ll amazon prime some stuff to my house real effing quick. (said in Drake voice)
lots of love,