beep beep! So I missed the #OSCARS last night because I was traveling my butt all the way from Las Vegas to Nashville, and I landed roughly around 9:39 Central time, after enjoying a hell of a meat and cheese tray at the Atlanta Airport. Shoutout to chicken liver pate!! I digress. I got to my hotel room around 10:30 – pre Leo winning his oscar and my damn TV in my room didn’t have the Oscars! WTF? Luckily my phone was filled with plenty o’updates thanks to you lovely people…and like Ryan Seacrest or Giuliana Rancic. I care about the awards, but only like 5 of them. What I wanted to know ALLLLLL about is what everyone was wearing (namely JLaw)
So, from an authority on the subject of “people who didn’t watch the oscars but saw all I needed to see via twitter and instagram” (my official title), this is what I learned.
I learned green is the hot ticket item. Rachel McAdams steals my heart several times a year, and this red carpet look was accounted for. Rooney Mara did things riiiiight with the white, long sleeve bedazzled number. With her hair still short and severe I always she actually morphed into The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, and I am in full support of it. Jennifer Lawrence waited until he last minute to BAM!! show up and let all these bisssshes know that she’s the baddest. Just saunters onto the #oscars red carpet in her fancy ass low cut Dior dress. She’s already won an Oscar so like Meryl…she probably gives zero fucks. Do you think once you win an Oscar you pretty much have nothing to prove anymore? We’ll see what Leo does this coming year and discuss next year. But I’m pretty sure my theory stands. Now the goal is to really put the red carpet to bed with a sicky sick dress. Here’s my faves:
Pile of BABES!! So if perhaps I were to ‘borrow’ any of these looks for the WWE Hall of Fame, let’ just call it ‘paying homage’.
Sometimes going matchey matchey is great! The green dress with a green rimmed eye. I ALWAYS stand by a red lip. I’m also really getting into a nude look. Like all over noooooodes. Nude eye, subtle lash, and keep it glow-y and warm. Highlight like a Glo-worm is your dad.
MORE THINGS I LEARNED:
Stacey Dash is a meatball.
The child from ‘Room’ Jacob Tremblay is welcome to be adopted into my family at any given moment because he’s insanely adorable. But I’d get him to grow his hair back out.
Leonardo DiCaprio is a pure prince
Brie Larson is a genius and I’ve been a fan since United States of Tara and also solid cameo in Jenny Lewis’s “Just one of the guys” music videos. So kudos to her for winning the Oscar. (But honestly I didn’t love her dress. There I said it.)
During my flight to Nashville last night I watched Spotlight. It was a great movie, but honestly Revenant and Room were the hits to me. Both rocked my face off hard. Granted I was sitting next to an actual carpenter on my flight, who lost his iPad, fell asleep and dropped a huge elbow on me after some form of a night terror, and ordered approximated 16 waters – so I may have been kinda distracted.
What did you guys think? Faves of the night?