Gentlemen!! Here ye here ye!!
Here’s a heads up. As of right now its January 26th which according to my calculations that means there’s exactly 19 days until Valentine’s Day. This is pleeeeeeeenty of heads up! I totally get that most dudes and probably most chicks too, think that VD is a weird made up Hallmark holiday. It’s entirely manufactured by rom-coms, jewelers, and florists. But here’s the deal: sorry – ya gots to show up to this party! Even if you’re dating or married to a ‘cool girl’ that says she doesn’t want anything and blah blah blah. This is such an easy gimme for guys. All you have to do is: LITERALLY ANYTHING.
I have always been a firm believer that just dinner and some flowers goes the distance on Valentine’s. You can made dinner at home, you can make reservations and basically anywhere except like Hooters or Friday’s (Sorry guys – Hooters – I want you to know I really love your boneless wings and at one point in my life I won a Hooters hula hoop contest in Clearwater Florida at the age of 10….kid sympathy vote y’all!!!! And Friday’s I love your bruschetta – even though it mega garlic heavy. I have never regretted it.) But there’s always other cheap options that feel way more thought out. And flowers – c’mon?!! Just stop at your grocery store and pick some up.
But if you decide that you wanna hook your lady up with a little something something, here’s some ideas. Also I should really create a PO Box so that people can send me gifts and trinkets, for these are all things I would want. from my heart to your wallet. Hope it helps on your day of luuuuuurve guys!
Happy Happy Joy Joy!!