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Ride a Donkey!!

IMG_9848OH MAN lsdlusfblksjduiwjf alj87538420834 I rode a donkey for 2 hours and it was the best 2 hours. Thats maybe the weirdest/ easily misconstrued sentenced I’ve ever typed with my tiny woman hands. But it is no exaggeration. I found this great little spot in Vegas called the Cowboy Trail Rides, called these cow-people up and went on a horseback riding trail of Red Rock Canyon. It was so pretty, about 50 degrees, so kinda cold. And early. I hate anything that happens before 10 am, but this was well worth it. It started around 9 am, but we had to be there by 8:30 to get suited and learn how to ride these mountain dwelling beasts. The best part is that I signed up for HORSEBACK riding. But in a group of 10 people, we were the only two to end up with MULES. MULEBACK riding!!! But man oh man did we ever come out on top. Turns out mules are way better at navigating that rocky terrain. Everyone ATE OUR MULE DUST!! suckers.

Especially the one loud mouth lady that kept asking our guide Deryn 109399780227484 questions about western riding and the history of every cactus we passed. She was too much to handle. So my little mule kicked up his little mule feet and we got the hell outta dodge. Anyway it was the most beautiful, best 2 hours of going on a hike but on the back of a mule, and not actually using my legs at all. So to that, I cheers you Dusty the Donkey. I love you always.

is there a difference between a donkey and a mule? I’ll google it later*

 

*no I won’t.

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20 Comments on “Ride a Donkey!!”

  1. That looks like so much fun! And donkeys are way better at rocks and/or ice than horses. It’s because their ankles are thicker and don’t roll as easily.

  2. Love the site Renee!! So happy for you!! I’ve always been a fan and always will be!! It’s awesome to get a glimpse of your life outside of what you do in WWE (which you’re amazing at) keep up the great work!!

  3. Hey Renee,

    Awesome pics of you all’s riding adventure; sounds like you guys had a great time. Thanks for sharing the rest of your pictures, that’s pretty awesome scenery in Vegas; I’ve always wanted to someday visit there, just haven’t gotten around to it yet. Definitely keep the adventure pics coming as you go on each excursion or trip. Here’s some info I saw regarding the difference between a mule & donkey:

    http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/08/difference-between-a-donkey-and-a-mule/

    Have an awesome week! 🙂

  4. I totally hate anything before 10 am too!! I think morning people should have their heads examined honestly. Haha (no, but really)

    I’m so stoked about this website. Blab on Renee! Blab on. 😛

  5. You are awesome, thanks for sharing your life with your fans, you have done an amazing job by putting the site together, cannot wait to see more!! Good luck and have fun ☺ greetings from Chile, South America

  6. Congrats on the successes in your career. Now you also have a medium to express your thoughts and feelings, a skill which you are also obviously already pretty comfortable. I look forward to see and hear more.

  7. I love your writing style haha! And urgh I hate those people who have a question about every damned thing. Maybe shut up for a second and you might learn a thing or two yourself.

    Difference between a mule and a donkey is that a mule is a crossing between a horse and a donkey. That makes them stronger than a donkey but easier to handle than a horse. Extra: they can’t repreduce because of the mixed chromosome set ✌

  8. I’d love to try this out one day, looks like so much fun! Hell, I’d even love to try a horse ride.
    What other cool stuff is there to do in Vegas?

  9. Renee have you ever read the Captain Hook: The Adventures Of A Notorious Youth? I haven’t read the book before and I want to know if it’s a good one

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